robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

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The Batmobile was built on a Chevy Impala frame

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

holytaxaccountant:

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DEAN WINCHESTER

REALLY IS BATMAN

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honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

morristibbs: im laghing so hard at this

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

casbutticus:

destieliscanon:

watchtheskytonight:

casscruffybeard:

This is so arousing.

IS THAT A BLACK TRENCH COAT MY EYES SEE

Can he pls look like that in season 9?

is it me or does he look like an owl in the first one

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

  1. Farquaad
  2. Farquaad II
  3. Farquaad III
  4. Farquaad IV
  5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

inbox:

how to play sims:

  • create family
  • build house
  • quit
squiderpy: I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend